Would I ever go back to the cult?
I believe I have made it quite clear my standing with that evil religion, but, just for the sake of repetition for emphasis -
NO, never. And even that would be too soon.
And as for the simple act of entering a kingdom hall - I wrote a letter to the local clowns years ago stating that I would need to be either dead or in a coma in order for me to pass through those doors.
Cheeses. An avowed enemy of the watchtower and it's followers.